Hamlet A.D.D.

Bobby Ciraldo

Hamlet

Robert Richard Jorge

Claudius

Andrew Swant

Horatio

Dustin Diamond

Bernardo

Mark Metcalf

Speedy McSpitty

Majel Barrett

Queen Robot (voice)

Trace Beaulieu

Evil Robot (voice)

Kevin Murphy

King Robot (voice)

Kumar Pallana

Kumar of India

Mark Borchardt

Gravedigger

Gregg Turkington

Osric (as Neil Hamburger)

Mike Schank

Gravedigger's Friend